Sister Hiroshima
(Yuki Subarashi)
A great mystery surrounds the exact date and place of birth of Sister Hiroshima, experts do not agree among themselves and Sister Hiroshima remains silent on this issue. Recently, New York Times claims Sister Hiroshima is an extraterrestrial. After reading this article, Sister Hiroshima just smiled.
Notorious for appearing in a white cloud, completely unexpected in various places all over the world, doing the least expected.
Most people suspected she was gifted with the power of teleportation.
Spotted last sunday afternoon, at the Berghain, eating a banana.
Sister Hiroshima never ceased to surprise us: Her Nobel prize winning research could have decisive consequences for the future of humanity, for example:
Numerious automatic kiss machines have been installed at UN Headquaters to secure the world peace. President Obama secretly admitted this was the main motivation for him to run for the election.
Sister Happy Star
Born as Gudrun Heideltraut, 1980, East Germany.
After winning 10 gold medals in the Olympic swimming competition in Beijing, 1992, she
was accused of cheating by taking amphetamines and disapeared from the sport scene.
She was traced in Malibu, USA in 1998, where she made a short appearance in the TV show
« Baywatch ».
But after personal differences with Pamela Anderson, she was fired.
Desperated and Looking for new purpose in life, she joins various hippie communities in the Trancas Valley, Tapango Canyon, Hippie Haven, Morningstar Ranch, and goes under the name of Happy Star...
But the vegan way of life and 28 lovers at the same time was not her cup of tea.
While munching on a Big Mac at the local Mc Donald, she couldn’t help noticing the athletic young, blond, tanned surfer boy sitting at the next table.
After a short exchange of words, she knew the surfer life was for her.
After month of blissful surfing, she noticed the sun was having an adverse effect on her skin, so she decided to head East.
Cruising down Route 66 in her red convertible, after consuming a large amount of mind altering substances, she glanced in her rear mirror to check if she was having a good hair day, and you wouldn’t believe the shock she experienced at this particular moment....
Abracadabra! She suddenly appeared, amid a white cloud of smoke: Yuki Subarashi!
Sister Alice
Born as Laura Duval, 1980, Austin, Texas.
Laura grew up in a farm, in a conservative texan family, and used to be the perfect little girl.
She was the pride of her parents by winning several Beauty contests as Miss Texas Junior Beauty Pageant and Texas's Little Sweet Heart Competition...
But Laura secretely dreams of far horizons and an adventurous life.
On her 15th birtday, her dream comes true.
While his father drags her to one of the countless agricultural show, she's kidnapped by a Hell's Angels gang, and dissapears between 1995 and 2008.
Some claim to have seen her whether astride a big motorcycle behind a big bearded man, aboard a heavy metal star tour bus, in the arms of a bad boy boxer... there are endless rumours.
We caught up with her finally in June 2008, where she was seen hitchhiking on Route 66.
We assume, this is where she met the other future nuns, crossing the country in their red convertible, heading East.
Reverend Jean Jacques
Place of birth: Viscri, Transylvenia, Romania.
Grew up in an orphanage run by orthodox nuns.
He spends most of his teenage years studying maps and reading travel stories such as Jules Verne, Marco Polo and the Odysee.
He knew the bible inside and out.
1888: First traveler on board of the Transsibirian.
1889: Financed his next trip by helping Gustave Eiffel in the construction of his tower.
1912: Crossed the Sahara desert on a pregnant goat.
1939: Arrested by nazi’s in Munich after organizing the first official Love Parade, which idea was later stolen by Dr. Motte, in Berlin, late 80’s.
1956: Reached the peak of Mount Everest in flip flops.
1968: Active in the late 60’s student revolution movement, La Sorbonne, Paris, France
Pictures of him throwing stones at policemen where published in L’Humanité Newspaper.
His slogan “Make Love, not war!” was inspiration to many.
1975: Crossed the Atlantic Ocean on a dolphin.
1980: Hot Dog Eating Contest Winner, Anchorage, Alaska, USA.
1998: Mastermind behind “Summer of Love” in Ibiza.
2006: Spiritual mentor for the french national soccer team at World Cup in Germany.
His message of love helped the team to reach the final.
Unfortunately, Zinedine Zidane was resistant.
2010: After being enlightened, he founded the “Church of Love” and decided to spread the word.
On a social network site he made contact with his first disciples and pleaded with them to become part of his mission in Berlin.
He baptised them: Sister Happy Star, Sister Hiroshima and Sister Alice.
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